Yo, Yo, Yo! Dis is Sanana in da house! Wasss Gwannin ya'll! We be workin on sum neww tuunneezzzz. Me and BellyWelly doin our thangg! Be sure to be da furst to hear our new song, "We're Surely Curly, Yeah, Yeah!" Peace Out Yo!
This is to let you all know that The Blabber is still around. She is just busy with her last few days in the United Arab Emirates, and is enjoying herself!
I shall update you all in a few days!
Till then, please don't be shy with the fanmail, and presents. I really do not mind it. Although I know that a car cannot fit through the post, there's always my letter box, which you can post the KEYS through. =D
Ahem. Ta ra!
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Saturday, July 22, 2006
I Present to you..
..Yousuf!! =D On a sunny day.. Enjoying the sun, and chewing on what seems like some sort of wooden peg. *Strange look*
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Comebacks.
Everyone knows that I have the most wickedest Comebacks, ever. =D Whenever I'm arguing with someone, or being a right brat about something, my Comebacks, come to my rescue. This is how it works.
Person: You really should not have said that. It made no sense and -
Me (Comeback number One): YOU made no sense. Hah! Beat that.
Person: Erm? .. As I was saying. You need to really think before you talk, and I think you smell like cheese.
Me (Comeback number Two): No! YOU need to think before YOU talk. And YOU smell like Cheese. *Does Joey's dance*
Person: You have really sad Comebacks, I feel sorry for you. *Shakes head*
Me (Comeback number Three): No! YOU have really sad Comebacks!! YOU should feel sorry for yourself!! =D *Puts up chin and walks on, in pride.*
So yes. Ahem. These are my witty, wicked and wonderful comments. I'm so THE person. =D
Moving on.
How do you all like my new theme?? Brilliant, is it not?? Thank you, Hairbell, for devoting your whole day yesterday to this. And then surprising me, this morning! It's wicked! Fanks! =D I give you chocolates, and I promise I won't eat them. *Crosses fingers, and whistles*.. =D
Ta ra everyone.. For now.
I have too much important work to do.. *Stares at the ant on the wall*
Person: You really should not have said that. It made no sense and -
Me (Comeback number One): YOU made no sense. Hah! Beat that.
Person: Erm? .. As I was saying. You need to really think before you talk, and I think you smell like cheese.
Me (Comeback number Two): No! YOU need to think before YOU talk. And YOU smell like Cheese. *Does Joey's dance*
Person: You have really sad Comebacks, I feel sorry for you. *Shakes head*
Me (Comeback number Three): No! YOU have really sad Comebacks!! YOU should feel sorry for yourself!! =D *Puts up chin and walks on, in pride.*
So yes. Ahem. These are my witty, wicked and wonderful comments. I'm so THE person. =D
Moving on.
How do you all like my new theme?? Brilliant, is it not?? Thank you, Hairbell, for devoting your whole day yesterday to this. And then surprising me, this morning! It's wicked! Fanks! =D I give you chocolates, and I promise I won't eat them. *Crosses fingers, and whistles*.. =D
Ta ra everyone.. For now.
I have too much important work to do.. *Stares at the ant on the wall*
Sunday, July 16, 2006
The Fiftieth Post.. *Sniff*
GASP. My fiftieth post.. This can't be true. Can this?? *Cries hysterically*.. I just have to use this speech, which I've been working on, for the past.. Erm, minute *Strange look*.. Here goes.
The Thankyou's:
I've been writing this blog, since April. I've made it through fifty of these. Wait, rather.. You all have. Thank you for being my fans. Please, please, stop bowing down.. I know, what an honour it must be, to know me. The Blabber. Only a few people have been able to get this chance, of a lifetime. You should be considering yourself to be one of the luckiest people on earth =D Moving on from the false praises for myself.. Ahem.
I'd like to thank my mother, for always believing. She's always told me never to back down from what I wanted. Mother, I dedicate this to you.. *Sniffers*.. *Bursts into big huge tears*.. I'd like to thank Shafina, for always reading my blog. She checks it every morning, and waits infront of the PC most of the day, waiting for an update, like a true fan. I'd like to thank Tal Bhai, who always read my blog, when I first started off.. He made me famous at his work place, and he called it, "Sanaa's Newspaper".. Along with that, I'd like to thank Fog.. She's always given me topics to talk about on my blog, i.e. make fun of her. =) I'd also like to thank Faisal Bhai, who never really read my blog, but started to, and well.. I don't really know what he thinks of it, but thank you anyway Faisu Bhai. Lastly, I'd like to thank Cookie, Frosty, Custard and Yousuf, for always being there. They've shown me, that even though they are the most gorgeous men and woman on earth, they can be humble and beautiful inside. *Tears fall and sniffs really loud on the microphone, as the security guards come to get her*..
*Whilst being pulled away, she grabs onto microphone, and blabs some more..* I'd love to thank Hairbell, who's helped me with my newest ventures. My music. Hairbell has always found more and more excuses to make fun of me. Even though, my blog is more entertaining than his. *Does Joey's dance*.. *The Security guards are now pulling her from her feet, and she falls to the floor. She gets begins to screaming from the floor, and continues speaking..* Rakhshi, you've been one of my biggest fans.. You've always asked me to update my blog, whenever you've missed it. And the rest, who I've forgotten to mention, Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You've given me so much support, ya'll. Lovin' ya, and leavin' ya. Keep it real *Does the whole banging-my-hand-on-my-heart-thing-* and take it easy. Peace out.
Ahem.
I'm going to go and dig my head in the pile of dirty socks now.
Ta ra
The Thankyou's:
I've been writing this blog, since April. I've made it through fifty of these. Wait, rather.. You all have. Thank you for being my fans. Please, please, stop bowing down.. I know, what an honour it must be, to know me. The Blabber. Only a few people have been able to get this chance, of a lifetime. You should be considering yourself to be one of the luckiest people on earth =D Moving on from the false praises for myself.. Ahem.
I'd like to thank my mother, for always believing. She's always told me never to back down from what I wanted. Mother, I dedicate this to you.. *Sniffers*.. *Bursts into big huge tears*.. I'd like to thank Shafina, for always reading my blog. She checks it every morning, and waits infront of the PC most of the day, waiting for an update, like a true fan. I'd like to thank Tal Bhai, who always read my blog, when I first started off.. He made me famous at his work place, and he called it, "Sanaa's Newspaper".. Along with that, I'd like to thank Fog.. She's always given me topics to talk about on my blog, i.e. make fun of her. =) I'd also like to thank Faisal Bhai, who never really read my blog, but started to, and well.. I don't really know what he thinks of it, but thank you anyway Faisu Bhai. Lastly, I'd like to thank Cookie, Frosty, Custard and Yousuf, for always being there. They've shown me, that even though they are the most gorgeous men and woman on earth, they can be humble and beautiful inside. *Tears fall and sniffs really loud on the microphone, as the security guards come to get her*..
*Whilst being pulled away, she grabs onto microphone, and blabs some more..* I'd love to thank Hairbell, who's helped me with my newest ventures. My music. Hairbell has always found more and more excuses to make fun of me. Even though, my blog is more entertaining than his. *Does Joey's dance*.. *The Security guards are now pulling her from her feet, and she falls to the floor. She gets begins to screaming from the floor, and continues speaking..* Rakhshi, you've been one of my biggest fans.. You've always asked me to update my blog, whenever you've missed it. And the rest, who I've forgotten to mention, Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You've given me so much support, ya'll. Lovin' ya, and leavin' ya. Keep it real *Does the whole banging-my-hand-on-my-heart-thing-* and take it easy. Peace out.
Ahem.
I'm going to go and dig my head in the pile of dirty socks now.
Ta ra
Friday, July 14, 2006
The Sandwich maker!
I have just thought of a new venture. Yes, that's right, my fans.. I am back on track, with the brain working harder than before, creating ideas to keep you entertained =D So you wonder what I've been upto lately.. Here is what has happened:
- This morning (precisely an hour ago), whilst Ayisha and I munched on our crunchy peanut butter sandwiche's and drank full glasses of frothy orange juice, I said something.. That would change my life forever.. The conversation went something like this:
Me: I should open a sandwich shop! *Pleased and Cheesy smile*
Ayisha: Erm.. *Nods head frantically*.. SANDY SANDWICHES!!!
Me: *Ignoring comment* - I was thinking, since I can make good sandwiches, and since that is the only thing I can actually make without causing harm to myself or others around me, I should start off a sandwich shop in London!! I mean, come on.. Early morning, mothers who are really tired just give their kids a big huge cucumber to chomp on, during lunch time.. I, can be the one to change that! *Envisions the plan, looks far into the future, as eyes beging to glisten.* I can make peanut butter sandwiches with different jams! I can make my famous egg, but in sandwiches! The sausages that I make, which are so famous! That chicken thing I made!! IMAGINE, the popularity. I can be the one to make those healthy sandwiches for everyone and -
Ayisha: I got a wicked name for it! SANAA'S SANDWICHES!! =D
Me: *Ignoring comment* - And I can call it, *Drumrolls* THE SANDWICH MAKER! *Extremely pleased smile.*
Ayisha: *Strange look* - Erm, Masi.. No. No. No.
- Suddenly, both of us break into a chorus of The Lion Sleeps Tonight, whilst washing dishes - The plan is long gone by then.. =D
So, ahem.. That was my new plan for the day. I'm going to be *Drumrolls* THE SANDWICH MAKER! (You just have to imagine dramatic music from, One of those really SAD gameshows, for example - The Wheel Of Fortune!) I think it could go well, honestly speaking. Apart from the fact that whenever I'm physically there in the kitchen, making something or giving a hand, It always turns out to be horrid. Let me tell you what happened to the Brownies, we made. Ahem.
It was a cold morning.. Wait a minute, that's the starting of the wrong story. Tsk. Let me start again.
I went to Hairbell's house specificly to bake something chocolatey. We decided to make Chunky Chocolate Brownies! So we went out of the house, two hours after deciding what to bake. We got the ingredients and decided to start straight away, after we reached home. Hairbell's sister's instructions were clear - "Whilst melting the chocolate, make sure you get NO WATER inside the chocolate.. It will ruin it." Both of us nodded our heads with a big huge smile, agreeing that we wouldn't make a mess of it.
Hairbell and Hairbell's sister (who we are yet to name), are very good cooks, to be honest. They make really interesting and yummy things together.. And it always comes out right. I mean, Rakhshi's birthday cake was.. Perfect. *Mmm..* However, I, on the other hand.. Let's just say, everytime I've baked something (which I do not do very often), someone gets sick.. *Whistles innocently*. And because I was part of the whole making-the-brownies-thing, it went wrong. Tsk.
Me and Hairbell got stirring the broken and half melted chocolate. It was looking smooth and perfect. A lot of water got into it, the first time around, by me.. I covered it up and pretended as though nothing happened. Then Hairbell came along and got some more water inside.. He also covered it up. Later, I didn't know, but Hairbell's sister got some more inside it, but pretended as though nothing happened. Ahem. So yes, three of us messed up, and didn't tell eachother. When the whole mixture came together, it tasted brilliant.. We were quite chuffed with it, and happily put it into the oven. The batter started to bubble a lot in the oven. I saw a layer of what seemed like, bubbling butter form on top.. I told Hairbell's sister, and she said that it was supposed to be that way. Shortly after, I left to go home.. I called Hairbell who told me how horrid it turned out. It was burnt. There was too much butter. Ahem. And apparantely all the confessions of the whole procedure were out in the open.. *Whistles*.. It's just me. I'm jinxed when it comes to cooking! *Blushes*.. Anyway, at least I know I'll keep myself alive.. Or not. =D
Moving on from that, little episode.
I've decided to let Princess BananaHammock - The Sock Thief, back into my life. I missed her a lot, and thought I could use her company when it gets lonely, oh so lonely! So, look for more updates on her doings, soon.. =D
Person: I welcome back, The one, the only.. (Game Show Host-ish way) PRRRINNNCCESSSS BananaHammock!
*Claps from a fake audience*.. She walks in slowly, as the camera's turn.. She suddenly dissappears. *The whole audience, Gasp, at the same time*. The camera's turn upside down, right, left, high, low, side ways and every other way, known to human.
The Sock Thief is yet to be found.. Where could she have gone.. And wait, what's that.. The Game Show Host, Mister Reggie Falangie's socks are missing. *The lights dim completely as the audience realise they have to *oohh*. And out of nowhere, they begin to*..
Person: I believe there has been a slight.. Mis-hap. My white stretchy socks, seem to have gone missing.. And wait, that's not the only mis-hap. I've just found out that our guest tonight, might be the one behind it.
*The audience *gasp* again*
Person: Wait, What if.. Princess BananaHammock.. Is infact.. NO!!! Could it really be?? She can't be the.. SOCK THIEF!! *Looks very quizzed and shocked*
Yes, everyone.. It's true. She is back. =D
Until next time..
This is I. Ta ra.
Ahem, Curtains please.
*The Curtains Close*.
..I have too much time on my hands. Honestly. Tsk.
Random Something:
I would like to present to you, my version of a rap song. The record companies are not ready to sign me yet, as they think I'm too good.. And obviously they've heard nothing like this before.. It's copyrighted, and I've written the lyrics. All by myself =D
Uh-huh, Nah baby - Sanana feat. Fiddy Cent
"I'm-a- rollin on my wheelzz, whilst I sneeze and smell cheeze! Don't gimme no more boy, I'll wheeze. Yo! Uh-Uh. Nah baby, nah baby.. I'm ya shortie.. Uh-uh..You're my boy. We be lovin eachotha for long now boy, now I think it's time we move on boy. Uh-huh Nah baby, Nah baby. We had a lot of pain boy, but now it's just tears and scars.. Nah baby, nah baby.. Don't cry.. Don't cry.. No more tears, No, No, no more! Uh-uh, Fiddy cent, Sanana! Uh, yeah! Nah baby, Nah baby..
*Repeat this five more times, and you have my whole song! =D*
And there you have it. My very own rap song. =D
- This morning (precisely an hour ago), whilst Ayisha and I munched on our crunchy peanut butter sandwiche's and drank full glasses of frothy orange juice, I said something.. That would change my life forever.. The conversation went something like this:
Me: I should open a sandwich shop! *Pleased and Cheesy smile*
Ayisha: Erm.. *Nods head frantically*.. SANDY SANDWICHES!!!
Me: *Ignoring comment* - I was thinking, since I can make good sandwiches, and since that is the only thing I can actually make without causing harm to myself or others around me, I should start off a sandwich shop in London!! I mean, come on.. Early morning, mothers who are really tired just give their kids a big huge cucumber to chomp on, during lunch time.. I, can be the one to change that! *Envisions the plan, looks far into the future, as eyes beging to glisten.* I can make peanut butter sandwiches with different jams! I can make my famous egg, but in sandwiches! The sausages that I make, which are so famous! That chicken thing I made!! IMAGINE, the popularity. I can be the one to make those healthy sandwiches for everyone and -
Ayisha: I got a wicked name for it! SANAA'S SANDWICHES!! =D
Me: *Ignoring comment* - And I can call it, *Drumrolls* THE SANDWICH MAKER! *Extremely pleased smile.*
Ayisha: *Strange look* - Erm, Masi.. No. No. No.
- Suddenly, both of us break into a chorus of The Lion Sleeps Tonight, whilst washing dishes - The plan is long gone by then.. =D
So, ahem.. That was my new plan for the day. I'm going to be *Drumrolls* THE SANDWICH MAKER! (You just have to imagine dramatic music from, One of those really SAD gameshows, for example - The Wheel Of Fortune!) I think it could go well, honestly speaking. Apart from the fact that whenever I'm physically there in the kitchen, making something or giving a hand, It always turns out to be horrid. Let me tell you what happened to the Brownies, we made. Ahem.
It was a cold morning.. Wait a minute, that's the starting of the wrong story. Tsk. Let me start again.
I went to Hairbell's house specificly to bake something chocolatey. We decided to make Chunky Chocolate Brownies! So we went out of the house, two hours after deciding what to bake. We got the ingredients and decided to start straight away, after we reached home. Hairbell's sister's instructions were clear - "Whilst melting the chocolate, make sure you get NO WATER inside the chocolate.. It will ruin it." Both of us nodded our heads with a big huge smile, agreeing that we wouldn't make a mess of it.
Hairbell and Hairbell's sister (who we are yet to name), are very good cooks, to be honest. They make really interesting and yummy things together.. And it always comes out right. I mean, Rakhshi's birthday cake was.. Perfect. *Mmm..* However, I, on the other hand.. Let's just say, everytime I've baked something (which I do not do very often), someone gets sick.. *Whistles innocently*. And because I was part of the whole making-the-brownies-thing, it went wrong. Tsk.
Me and Hairbell got stirring the broken and half melted chocolate. It was looking smooth and perfect. A lot of water got into it, the first time around, by me.. I covered it up and pretended as though nothing happened. Then Hairbell came along and got some more water inside.. He also covered it up. Later, I didn't know, but Hairbell's sister got some more inside it, but pretended as though nothing happened. Ahem. So yes, three of us messed up, and didn't tell eachother. When the whole mixture came together, it tasted brilliant.. We were quite chuffed with it, and happily put it into the oven. The batter started to bubble a lot in the oven. I saw a layer of what seemed like, bubbling butter form on top.. I told Hairbell's sister, and she said that it was supposed to be that way. Shortly after, I left to go home.. I called Hairbell who told me how horrid it turned out. It was burnt. There was too much butter. Ahem. And apparantely all the confessions of the whole procedure were out in the open.. *Whistles*.. It's just me. I'm jinxed when it comes to cooking! *Blushes*.. Anyway, at least I know I'll keep myself alive.. Or not. =D
Moving on from that, little episode.
I've decided to let Princess BananaHammock - The Sock Thief, back into my life. I missed her a lot, and thought I could use her company when it gets lonely, oh so lonely! So, look for more updates on her doings, soon.. =D
Person: I welcome back, The one, the only.. (Game Show Host-ish way) PRRRINNNCCESSSS BananaHammock!
*Claps from a fake audience*.. She walks in slowly, as the camera's turn.. She suddenly dissappears. *The whole audience, Gasp, at the same time*. The camera's turn upside down, right, left, high, low, side ways and every other way, known to human.
The Sock Thief is yet to be found.. Where could she have gone.. And wait, what's that.. The Game Show Host, Mister Reggie Falangie's socks are missing. *The lights dim completely as the audience realise they have to *oohh*. And out of nowhere, they begin to*..
Person: I believe there has been a slight.. Mis-hap. My white stretchy socks, seem to have gone missing.. And wait, that's not the only mis-hap. I've just found out that our guest tonight, might be the one behind it.
*The audience *gasp* again*
Person: Wait, What if.. Princess BananaHammock.. Is infact.. NO!!! Could it really be?? She can't be the.. SOCK THIEF!! *Looks very quizzed and shocked*
Yes, everyone.. It's true. She is back. =D
Until next time..
This is I. Ta ra.
Ahem, Curtains please.
*The Curtains Close*.
..I have too much time on my hands. Honestly. Tsk.
Random Something:
I would like to present to you, my version of a rap song. The record companies are not ready to sign me yet, as they think I'm too good.. And obviously they've heard nothing like this before.. It's copyrighted, and I've written the lyrics. All by myself =D
Uh-huh, Nah baby - Sanana feat. Fiddy Cent
"I'm-a- rollin on my wheelzz, whilst I sneeze and smell cheeze! Don't gimme no more boy, I'll wheeze. Yo! Uh-Uh. Nah baby, nah baby.. I'm ya shortie.. Uh-uh..You're my boy. We be lovin eachotha for long now boy, now I think it's time we move on boy. Uh-huh Nah baby, Nah baby. We had a lot of pain boy, but now it's just tears and scars.. Nah baby, nah baby.. Don't cry.. Don't cry.. No more tears, No, No, no more! Uh-uh, Fiddy cent, Sanana! Uh, yeah! Nah baby, Nah baby..
*Repeat this five more times, and you have my whole song! =D*
And there you have it. My very own rap song. =D
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
The Family
I thought about doing something I've never done before. Sit down and right a description of the members in my family. I'll go according to the ages.. =D
1. Mother Dearest (Umi, Ma, Mother, Rehana, Mum, Mummy) - She's obviously the head of the family. She's shorter than me =D And the most beautiful woman I know. She's more like a best mate to me.. And she's anything but strict and scary. When she tries, she fails miserably, as she starts smiling and laughing. She's been the one to hold us all together after Dad passed on. She is the world to me, and I love her so very much.. =D
2. Faisal Bhai (Faisu Bhai, Nunni) - The Big Brother.. Wait, no that's Shafina. Erm. =P Nah, Faisal Bhai is the man of the house, so to speak. He's quiet, yet cheeky.. And NEVER ever gets into trouble.. Which I think is unfair, because we all get into trouble for little things, whereas he get's away with anything. And on top of it all, he stirs a lot of trouble as well. Tsk Tsk.. He he! He's my big brother, and I respect him a lot. And even though I have not been able to spend a lot of time with him, I would like to tell him that he means a lot to me.. =)
3. Shafina (Pupi, Shanafini, Mamaaaa Paaaapa Na ko!) - The eldest of us three. She's definitely the Big Brother.. She's been an inspiration to me, after everything we've been through. She's shown that it is possible to do anything, if you put your head and heart to it. No matter what, she's always shone through.. =) And even though I fight with her all the time, and scream and am rude to her almost everyday, I do love her. Now now pupi, stop crying. You big baby. =P
4. Tal Bhai (Sully, Or the man who says "Plaicey" to Please and Baabeyy to baby! =D) - In the beginning, when I was getting to know him, he always thought I was a very closed up person. I hardly told him anything about myself.. I regretted it later, but now, I hope he knows me well enough, now. He calls me his little sister, and he spoils me like crazy!! He's Tall and extremely cuddly! He reminds Shafina and I, of Sully, from Monsters Inc. =D He he.. And he's very adorable!! And a sweetheart.. However, we're still trying to figure out what exactly he does for an hour, in the bathroom, everyday.. *Strange look*
5. Anisa (Fog, Nunni, Yah!, Nun Inga, Angbin, Mohga, Dude, Othca, Woz, Ashley.. And ahem, many more) - What can I say about this.. Case. She's very interesting.. And we're both extremely strange. We're dumber when together, than apart. We can't split a 15 quid receipt into two, for crying out loud! She does some very peculiar things.. For example, going to the store just to get one single potato and one onion. That's it. She cooks all these questionable dishes, and feeds her hubby. She eats seeds all day as well. Apart from that, she's the one who taught me, that stealing is good. She also taught me, that watching TV for long hours, without bathing or doing anything else, is the best thing you can do.. =D I've probably spent every sad moment with her, doing and saying queer things, like, looking for baby names, and laughing and choking over the really silly ones! (We're so NOT immature!) And lastly, she's taught me not be ashamed of the fact that we want money from my new born nephew. To describe her in one word, I'd say she is - FOG. 'Nuff said..
6. Me (Sanaa, Chani, Sunny, Fog, Yah!, Nun Inga, Dude, Othca, Sanun, Jessica.. And many more!) - Spoilt Brat. =D The youngest in the family.. Even after Yousuf, I'm still the youngest. I never want to lose my title, so let's not talk about it.. Please. Ahem. I'm very loved and protected by everyone.. I agree that I get my way almost everytime. And that I'm spoilt.. But it's not my fault, honest. *Innocent face*.
7. Cookie (Ninnubee, Ninnie, The bear, Fluffy, Scavvy) - MY BABY! =D I love him to bits. He's black, fluffy and has four white socks, a white collar and little white drops on his stomach as well. He has beautiful white lips, which he pouts ever so softly.. And three eyebrows on both his eyes - One side is white and the other is black. His ears are so soft, and if he goes out in the cold, they stay warm, and when it's warm, they stay cold! =D He's had every kind of skin problem ever! But now, he's a clean boy.. and very pretty! =D
8. Frosty (Fwoshter (I still have to think of one, after I meet him!) ) - A very miaw-ey cat! He hisses at everything, but means no harm! He's very very soft, heavy and fluffy! He's the opposite of Cookie, and is completely WHITE! He looks very pretty, with his pink nose and tongue. His personality is similar to Cookie's I've heard, and he's a sweetheart!! I can't wait to meet him and squash him!! I love you too Frosty!! =D You, Pretty Cat, you!!
9. Custard (Anisa) - She's oh so pretty! Very girlie and just like Anisa. She jumps up glass doors because she sees bumble bee's outside the window!! She suddenly gets hyper and jumps very high, then suddenly falls down and does her little cat thing! She makes Tal Bhai proud, whenever she fights back and slaps us. And trust me, she slaps hard. Just like Anisa. =)
10. Yousuf (Bobblehead, Banana) - What can I say about Mister Hangy Cheeks? He's mischeivious and a drama queen, like the mother =D He's so cute and I want to eat him! His hands smell very strange, and he can't stop drooling. He smiles shyly everytime I'm near him.. And he screams loud when you don't pay any attention to him! He's the youngest of the family! And Gasp.. He stole my title! *Dramatic Music*.. Because of him, Today, Pupi only has Teeth and hair left. =D As he's very naughty! Tsk.. =D And I'm going to be the one to teach him.. Everything there is to know about.. LIFE. Bless him.
So yes, that is my family. A little description of each.. Enjoy it!
1. Mother Dearest (Umi, Ma, Mother, Rehana, Mum, Mummy) - She's obviously the head of the family. She's shorter than me =D And the most beautiful woman I know. She's more like a best mate to me.. And she's anything but strict and scary. When she tries, she fails miserably, as she starts smiling and laughing. She's been the one to hold us all together after Dad passed on. She is the world to me, and I love her so very much.. =D
2. Faisal Bhai (Faisu Bhai, Nunni) - The Big Brother.. Wait, no that's Shafina. Erm. =P Nah, Faisal Bhai is the man of the house, so to speak. He's quiet, yet cheeky.. And NEVER ever gets into trouble.. Which I think is unfair, because we all get into trouble for little things, whereas he get's away with anything. And on top of it all, he stirs a lot of trouble as well. Tsk Tsk.. He he! He's my big brother, and I respect him a lot. And even though I have not been able to spend a lot of time with him, I would like to tell him that he means a lot to me.. =)
3. Shafina (Pupi, Shanafini, Mamaaaa Paaaapa Na ko!) - The eldest of us three. She's definitely the Big Brother.. She's been an inspiration to me, after everything we've been through. She's shown that it is possible to do anything, if you put your head and heart to it. No matter what, she's always shone through.. =) And even though I fight with her all the time, and scream and am rude to her almost everyday, I do love her. Now now pupi, stop crying. You big baby. =P
4. Tal Bhai (Sully, Or the man who says "Plaicey" to Please and Baabeyy to baby! =D) - In the beginning, when I was getting to know him, he always thought I was a very closed up person. I hardly told him anything about myself.. I regretted it later, but now, I hope he knows me well enough, now. He calls me his little sister, and he spoils me like crazy!! He's Tall and extremely cuddly! He reminds Shafina and I, of Sully, from Monsters Inc. =D He he.. And he's very adorable!! And a sweetheart.. However, we're still trying to figure out what exactly he does for an hour, in the bathroom, everyday.. *Strange look*
5. Anisa (Fog, Nunni, Yah!, Nun Inga, Angbin, Mohga, Dude, Othca, Woz, Ashley.. And ahem, many more) - What can I say about this.. Case. She's very interesting.. And we're both extremely strange. We're dumber when together, than apart. We can't split a 15 quid receipt into two, for crying out loud! She does some very peculiar things.. For example, going to the store just to get one single potato and one onion. That's it. She cooks all these questionable dishes, and feeds her hubby. She eats seeds all day as well. Apart from that, she's the one who taught me, that stealing is good. She also taught me, that watching TV for long hours, without bathing or doing anything else, is the best thing you can do.. =D I've probably spent every sad moment with her, doing and saying queer things, like, looking for baby names, and laughing and choking over the really silly ones! (We're so NOT immature!) And lastly, she's taught me not be ashamed of the fact that we want money from my new born nephew. To describe her in one word, I'd say she is - FOG. 'Nuff said..
6. Me (Sanaa, Chani, Sunny, Fog, Yah!, Nun Inga, Dude, Othca, Sanun, Jessica.. And many more!) - Spoilt Brat. =D The youngest in the family.. Even after Yousuf, I'm still the youngest. I never want to lose my title, so let's not talk about it.. Please. Ahem. I'm very loved and protected by everyone.. I agree that I get my way almost everytime. And that I'm spoilt.. But it's not my fault, honest. *Innocent face*.
7. Cookie (Ninnubee, Ninnie, The bear, Fluffy, Scavvy) - MY BABY! =D I love him to bits. He's black, fluffy and has four white socks, a white collar and little white drops on his stomach as well. He has beautiful white lips, which he pouts ever so softly.. And three eyebrows on both his eyes - One side is white and the other is black. His ears are so soft, and if he goes out in the cold, they stay warm, and when it's warm, they stay cold! =D He's had every kind of skin problem ever! But now, he's a clean boy.. and very pretty! =D
8. Frosty (Fwoshter (I still have to think of one, after I meet him!) ) - A very miaw-ey cat! He hisses at everything, but means no harm! He's very very soft, heavy and fluffy! He's the opposite of Cookie, and is completely WHITE! He looks very pretty, with his pink nose and tongue. His personality is similar to Cookie's I've heard, and he's a sweetheart!! I can't wait to meet him and squash him!! I love you too Frosty!! =D You, Pretty Cat, you!!
9. Custard (Anisa) - She's oh so pretty! Very girlie and just like Anisa. She jumps up glass doors because she sees bumble bee's outside the window!! She suddenly gets hyper and jumps very high, then suddenly falls down and does her little cat thing! She makes Tal Bhai proud, whenever she fights back and slaps us. And trust me, she slaps hard. Just like Anisa. =)
10. Yousuf (Bobblehead, Banana) - What can I say about Mister Hangy Cheeks? He's mischeivious and a drama queen, like the mother =D He's so cute and I want to eat him! His hands smell very strange, and he can't stop drooling. He smiles shyly everytime I'm near him.. And he screams loud when you don't pay any attention to him! He's the youngest of the family! And Gasp.. He stole my title! *Dramatic Music*.. Because of him, Today, Pupi only has Teeth and hair left. =D As he's very naughty! Tsk.. =D And I'm going to be the one to teach him.. Everything there is to know about.. LIFE. Bless him.
So yes, that is my family. A little description of each.. Enjoy it!
Monday, July 10, 2006
A lot of nothing
I have been ever so busy since the last time I posted. Ahem.. I have been doing the following:
- Getting up at 9.00 AM every morning
- Getting ready
- Waving my arms about to call a taxi below the building
- Getting into a taxi
- Going to Hairbell's place
- Doing something we never even planned in the first place
- Coming home by 9ish
- Doing strange things with Ayisha dearest
- Sleeping.
So yes.. I've been busy. Honest. Or maybe I've been recovering from the whole "england-lost-so-I-don't-want-to-talk-to-anyone" mode.. Ahem. Yes, the wounds are healing. But I still don't want to talk about it.
Moving on..
- Mummy left back to London.. =( I miss her so much..
- Frosty has officially moved to London.. I can't wait to see him and Cookie!! It's the highlight of my life.. No, I'm not sad. And yes, My life DOES revolve around cats.
- Hi5 is very pathetic. Some person wanted to add me, who was probably 30, but said he was 20.. He said he was from London, but spoke like this - "Heys. I'm from Eastham. You Forest Gate. Close, yeah! So watsup. Everything cool, yeah? Do you believe in love first sight or should me walk again by you.." I mean, come on..!! He even had a fake tattoo stuck onto his wrist.. And it was blatently obvious that it was peeling off. Tsk Tsk.. Why me?
- I've been eating a lot of sweet things since I've been here. I've had the famous, Molten Chocolate Cake, about four times in the past week and a half. It just melts in your mouth.. And ah.. The taste. However fattening it is, I could eat one everyday.. And be very content. Afterall, It's a hot (and the softest) chocolate cake, with a scoop of ice cream ontop, covered with a crispy chocolate layer, garnished with hot chocolate sauce.. What else do you need? It's pure yumminess, I tell you. And before Anisa asks, NO.. I can't bring one back for you.
- We had a family Barbeque the other day.. It was. Hot. Enough said.
- I've realised over the past few days that I've got an issue.. One of many, but it's something I've noticed.. When I have mood swings, they are quite.. Well, horrific. No one can tell what will come next. I start off the day all happy and cheerful.. By the afternoon, I'm miserable and by evening I'm depressed and angry and something that makes no sense. And then suddenly, someone always calms me down.. Nobody can really predict how I'll react to something on a day when I wake up on the wrong side of the world. Tsk. As for you.. You have a lot of patience =P
- I'm going to be baking something chocolatey soon in Hairbell's kitchen with his sister and him! =D I pity everyone in that household.. And yaay!! It will be fun.. And, ahem.. I don't want to know what the outcome will be like.
- I went bowling yesterday.. And I really do not want to talk about it. Embarrasing, is what it was. I lost to someone who claimed they've never played before. Yeah, sure. I lost both the games we played. And Gasp. It was just completely heart-breaking. How can I be so terrbile at bowling.. I am yet to find a sport/game that I'm good at. Apart from, Badminton. Anyone can play that.. What a sad girlie game.. Tsk. I even lost in Table Tennis.. Although, the score was 11-10. So yeah.. I guess I'm not that bad. False sympathy.. Always works =D
- I should head off now, and suck my socks. Wait.. Fog said that. Not me.
Ta ra!!
Random Something:
Since the most popular topic these days is deserts, I thought of showing you all a picture of what I call.. Perfect. I present to you.. The Molten Chocolate Cake (from Chili's).. Hold your breath, and wipe off that drool. *SLURP*
- Getting up at 9.00 AM every morning
- Getting ready
- Waving my arms about to call a taxi below the building
- Getting into a taxi
- Going to Hairbell's place
- Doing something we never even planned in the first place
- Coming home by 9ish
- Doing strange things with Ayisha dearest
- Sleeping.
So yes.. I've been busy. Honest. Or maybe I've been recovering from the whole "england-lost-so-I-don't-want-to-talk-to-anyone" mode.. Ahem. Yes, the wounds are healing. But I still don't want to talk about it.
Moving on..
- Mummy left back to London.. =( I miss her so much..
- Frosty has officially moved to London.. I can't wait to see him and Cookie!! It's the highlight of my life.. No, I'm not sad. And yes, My life DOES revolve around cats.
- Hi5 is very pathetic. Some person wanted to add me, who was probably 30, but said he was 20.. He said he was from London, but spoke like this - "Heys. I'm from Eastham. You Forest Gate. Close, yeah! So watsup. Everything cool, yeah? Do you believe in love first sight or should me walk again by you.." I mean, come on..!! He even had a fake tattoo stuck onto his wrist.. And it was blatently obvious that it was peeling off. Tsk Tsk.. Why me?
- I've been eating a lot of sweet things since I've been here. I've had the famous, Molten Chocolate Cake, about four times in the past week and a half. It just melts in your mouth.. And ah.. The taste. However fattening it is, I could eat one everyday.. And be very content. Afterall, It's a hot (and the softest) chocolate cake, with a scoop of ice cream ontop, covered with a crispy chocolate layer, garnished with hot chocolate sauce.. What else do you need? It's pure yumminess, I tell you. And before Anisa asks, NO.. I can't bring one back for you.
- We had a family Barbeque the other day.. It was. Hot. Enough said.
- I've realised over the past few days that I've got an issue.. One of many, but it's something I've noticed.. When I have mood swings, they are quite.. Well, horrific. No one can tell what will come next. I start off the day all happy and cheerful.. By the afternoon, I'm miserable and by evening I'm depressed and angry and something that makes no sense. And then suddenly, someone always calms me down.. Nobody can really predict how I'll react to something on a day when I wake up on the wrong side of the world. Tsk. As for you.. You have a lot of patience =P
- I'm going to be baking something chocolatey soon in Hairbell's kitchen with his sister and him! =D I pity everyone in that household.. And yaay!! It will be fun.. And, ahem.. I don't want to know what the outcome will be like.
- I went bowling yesterday.. And I really do not want to talk about it. Embarrasing, is what it was. I lost to someone who claimed they've never played before. Yeah, sure. I lost both the games we played. And Gasp. It was just completely heart-breaking. How can I be so terrbile at bowling.. I am yet to find a sport/game that I'm good at. Apart from, Badminton. Anyone can play that.. What a sad girlie game.. Tsk. I even lost in Table Tennis.. Although, the score was 11-10. So yeah.. I guess I'm not that bad. False sympathy.. Always works =D
- I should head off now, and suck my socks. Wait.. Fog said that. Not me.
Ta ra!!
Random Something:
Since the most popular topic these days is deserts, I thought of showing you all a picture of what I call.. Perfect. I present to you.. The Molten Chocolate Cake (from Chili's).. Hold your breath, and wipe off that drool. *SLURP*
Sunday, July 02, 2006
David Beckham steps down
Can this be true.. Tell me, can this be real.. How can I put into words what I feel..
Ahem, Sorry. I got too into the N'Sync song, what can I say. Although, this does go with what I'm about to say.. David Beckham has announced that he is quitting as the English footie Captain. Gasp. It was a massive shock, and very unexpected as well. It's been a rather emotional end for the Team, more so, after the match yesterday. Michael Owen's sudden injury, Rooney's red card moment, and well.. The whole end. Sigh.
Click here for the link, and to see how emotional Becks got.. *Sniffers*.
I should go now, I feel too upset. *Cries hysterically*..
Ta ra
- PS: Brazil lost. Mwahaha!! Yaay, my dream is coming true. =D
Ahem, Sorry. I got too into the N'Sync song, what can I say. Although, this does go with what I'm about to say.. David Beckham has announced that he is quitting as the English footie Captain. Gasp. It was a massive shock, and very unexpected as well. It's been a rather emotional end for the Team, more so, after the match yesterday. Michael Owen's sudden injury, Rooney's red card moment, and well.. The whole end. Sigh.
Click here for the link, and to see how emotional Becks got.. *Sniffers*.
I should go now, I feel too upset. *Cries hysterically*..
Ta ra
- PS: Brazil lost. Mwahaha!! Yaay, my dream is coming true. =D
Saturday, July 01, 2006
England loses. You all still suck
Yes, England lost the world cup. Yes, Rooney was given a damn red card for no freakin reason! And yes, darling Becks' Right Foot was injured. Yes, they played brilliantly. No, I'm not happy.
The game was wicked. England defended brilliantly till the end. They had more goal shots than Portugal. And ah.. They shouldn't have lost.
John Terry cried at the end, whilst I teared up with them, biting my nails, in disbelief. This was supposed to be OUR year.. Argh.
Nevertheless, Portugal played horridly. They couldn't defend 10 men. Crappy old farts.
I vow, that I will not watch the rest of the World Cup. I don't care who wins the darned world cup. But now that England is out, I'm hoping atleast Germany get it, actually. Not Portugal. Not Brazil. Not Italy Or France.
- Talk to me about the match or the world cup, from this day forward.. (or atleast till I have calmed down), and I won't hesitate to be cold, mean and completely rude to you. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Yaay for the bloody Portugal fans. You all thuck.
England, You guys played beautifully throughout the world cup. Go home proudly.
That's it from me, for now. Ta
The game was wicked. England defended brilliantly till the end. They had more goal shots than Portugal. And ah.. They shouldn't have lost.
John Terry cried at the end, whilst I teared up with them, biting my nails, in disbelief. This was supposed to be OUR year.. Argh.
Nevertheless, Portugal played horridly. They couldn't defend 10 men. Crappy old farts.
I vow, that I will not watch the rest of the World Cup. I don't care who wins the darned world cup. But now that England is out, I'm hoping atleast Germany get it, actually. Not Portugal. Not Brazil. Not Italy Or France.
- Talk to me about the match or the world cup, from this day forward.. (or atleast till I have calmed down), and I won't hesitate to be cold, mean and completely rude to you. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Yaay for the bloody Portugal fans. You all thuck.
England, You guys played beautifully throughout the world cup. Go home proudly.
That's it from me, for now. Ta
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