It's been a while since I've ranted, or something of the sort.. So let us commence. (Ooh, big word! =D)
- I wish there was an easier way to get to a place that is 3,000 (or so) miles away. Planes take too long, and the sea would take even longer. Cars don't go there, and even if they did, it would take long as well. Walking isn't an option, so obviously, running wouldn't be either. I just wish there was a way to be closer.. And I wish there was a way I could be there more than once a year. =(
- This morning I woke up with the fattest pimple on my forehead. In such an obvious place as well! It was red, and big and painful. My whole face looked like it had shrunk, and the pimple was taking over. Blah. I felt horrible! But that was solved, when I put toothpaste on it, and let it sting for about 5 minutes.. After that, some carpenters came over to fix shelves. They kept staring at my forehead, and I didn't know why.. I thought nothing of it, and carried on. My driving instructor walks in minutes later, to cancel my driving lesson for another day (which was good, since I didn't feel like driving today!), and he laughed at my head as well. I thought it was rather mean to laugh at my pimple, until I realised I had a big blob of toothpaste still stuck on my head. What a twit, I am. Tsk.
- I planned to start using the gym from today. It went pretty good actually. I felt re-energised and quite fresh.. Which is new to me, since I always feel weak, sleepy and basically lathargic. I had to obviously take it slow, and start off with minimal exercise today.. So I did 10 minutes on the cycle, treadmil and this fun stepper thing that makes you feel like your flying =D. So that was pretty good! My next session, I'll go on to 20 minutes.. And so on. I hope I stick to it this time, I think I'm pretty determined this time around! *Proud smile*
- My cat sleeps on my bed again. Not just on my bed, no no.. But on MY pillow and MY blanket. I can't pull the blanket towards me, if it's gathered near him since it would wake him up. I can't shift my head much on the pillow, since he wakes up and gives me the most irritated look ever! It's as though he's telling me, "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SLEEPING! YOU'RE DISTURBING ME WOMAN!".. Tsk tsk. What can we do? After all, they are biladi's =D
- Jealousy. It's a sick thing. Sick as in, it can make YOU sick. The amount of suspicion, paranoia and anger that goes along with it, can literally drive you insane. It's no joke!! It starts off as a small event, but as time goes by, your brain SEARCHES for reasons to make you feel worse. And Worse. And worser (it's a word.. =P). At the end of it, you'd've gained nothing from it, but sleepless nights, black eyes, migraines and ofcourse, a person who most definitely thinks you are crazy.. But hey, it just shows how much you really care *Innocent face* - So, in conclusion, you're allowed to be as jealous as you like.. As long as you don't go and hurt someone, physically. Ahem. Cough Cough.
- When I was about 12, I made a promise to myself.. That I'd never like or you know, particularly associate with Gujji's. Ahem, yes it was pretty rude and mean of me, I know.. But come on. Anyways, ever since then, I've had crushes on gujji guys - famous or not, throughout secondary school. Now, Ahem.. I rather not comment *whistles innocently*. One of the most important people in my life, is gujji. And not any gujji, but PROPER gujji. Gasp. As for Upen Patel. His surname is Patel.. Seriously, what more can I say? Now that I've established this little pattern, I'm sure that Wenty and Abhishek have some sort of Gujji connection in their blood, somewhere. We are all Gujji's, in some way. And we have to be related to one, undoubtedly.. No matter how un-gujji you look. It's true. Gujji's are taking over the world, I say. They are everywhere you turn. *Faints*
- So today is Halloween, and well.. I don't really feel all halloween-ish this year. Last year, there were plenty of trick-or-treater's on the streets.. But they never settle for tricks, though. Hmm. Imagine this - You're a young child, and have a group of friends with you. You've all betted that you will be the one with the most treats, this Halloween. So, you all go off to different parts of the neighbourhood, and begin collecting your treats. You come across an old fogey (I don't mean an elderly person, by the way. I'm not that mean =P) who opens the door, and gives you the oldest trick in the book. Yes, that one. The one where the coin disappears behind their hairy ear. Now, how disappointed would you be? Obviously, very. Since, hardly anyone was home to begin with.. And when you come across a person who looks interesting, they go and give you a trick, and you have to laugh at them in awe. Obviously, you wait around for something more. Something.. More on the candy side of things.. However, the man smiles at you, thinking he gave you the best Halloween trick ever. He closes the door, and pats himself on the shoulder, out of how amazing he was. You, at the other side of the door, stand there, wondering what in heaven's name that man did. And find out, that.. You have only 5 pieces of chocolate in your bag. How awful is that? - The point of my little, "imagine this" story.. Nothing really. =D Apart from, well.. If these kids do come knocking on your door tonight, give them treats! Not silly old tricks.. And if you do give a trick, give some treats along with it =P I know how sad it is, when you get no chocolates/sweets .. It's heart-breaking.
- Did you ever wonder why, when you smell something.. Say, a particular perfume, why so many memories, usually concerning ONE person and ONE moment, come rushing back? Sigh, the same happened to me this morning.. I smelt, Acqua Di Gio. I was so.. Well, dazed.. That I smiled to myself, endlessly, before a tear dropped down. Now, this man who was wearing it, looked behind, cause I started sniffing (apparently, it was very obvious. Who knew? =$) and I saw his face.. He was about 45 with a beer-belly and had a bald patch in the front of his head. Saucy. He so did not suit that perfume.. AT ALL! Tsk Tsk.
- I watched, "Brick" this morning.. It was.. Interestingly strange. Very well directed, I must say.. But strange. But I enjoyed it! =D The next few movies in my list are:
- Memento
- The Shawshank Redemption
- The Departed
- Step up
- A Good Year
- Saw III
- Flushed Away
- Open Season
I think my taste in movies, is changing.. I'm being more open towards movies and TV shows that I wouldn't of watched, say.. Erm.. 4 months ago. I only sticked to - Chick Flicks ( I still love them =P ) and Cartoons. But I must admit, I am happier with, where my taste is going! =D Yaay!
- I think, I use, a lot of, comma's, don't you agree, with me? =D
- I think that's enough for today.. I've said a lot. And I'm feeling so sleepy now. And I have an early start tomorrow morning.. *Cries*. =(
Till then, this I, THE ant. (Get it? =P) and several other personalities that I have adopted, saying.. Goodnight, and adieu (for the time being).
Ta ra.
And oh, a little something for the Halloweener's.
1 comment:
Repeat after me...
*Zegna Man*
*Larry Scott* [ acqua di gio babe..]
*zegna Man
*larry Scott*
Oh screw this... lets go buy acqya di gio and spray it on the hotties out there. Call it a universal deed... people need endorphins..
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