Dubai, Part Four!

It is the end of June. Well, almost. And I've been here about 16 days, as someone told me today. Ahem. I got, approximately one more month left here. I have to make the MOST of it. Hmm..

I've been having a really wicked time here, so far. I finally feel like I'm on holiday. A bit late, I know. But hey! I finally feel it! It's all about the food, sun and fun! Haha! That was so sad. Okay, let me try again.. Erm, on second thoughts. I don't think so. Tsk. Sorry, it's the corny affect from mummy dearest. Which reminds me, here are her corny jokes as of lately.. Ahem.

- Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey

- What do Cats read?

- Cat-alogs!

Yeah.. So, erm. Those were her corny jokes, which made her laugh A LOT. She's quite the cute one, and she really really loves her jokes. =)

Oh, and she texted those jokes to us three - Me, Shaf and Anisa. I think to my brother in laws as well.. Can never be too sure with mother dearest. Tsk.

In other news, tomorrow I'm going out to get Yousuf dearest a black and white Kandoora! =D He's going to look soo handsome, oh yes he is! A boojhi woojjhi woo! *Shakes head, disappointingly.* Moving on.. Ahem. KANDOORA'S! I can't wait! Yaay! If only they did those for cats. Which reminds me, I need to find a Burrberry's coat for Cookie dearest. Bless. With a frosted collar. Classy or what?

I was having really yummy sleep last night. I felt.. At peace, after a really long time. It was the perfect kind of sleep, you only get once a year or something. Sigh. But then this morning, Rashid Bhai came in, BANGED on the door, and said, "WAKE UP SANAA!".. At 10.30 AM. I think I began to cry a little, out of pure grogginess. I was so upset that I had to wake up. Tsk.

Yesterday, we all went Bowling. It was a lot of fun, I must say! Especially the whole lighting! It was some sort of blue light, that made all your white clothes look glow-ified. I got really excited when one single strip on my jumper lit up. I felt special. *Tears up*. But yes, back to the bowling bit. Ahem.. The first game, I lost. And by lost, I mean, horribly. My nephew, Umar, who is 4 years old, got more strikes than I could have ever hoped for. He didn't even know how to throw the ball, he literally chucked it, and it was heavier than him. BUT HE STILL GOT STRIKES! GASP! After which, I lost.. The bowling balls seemed to get heavier, as my score reached a wicked 78. Which, ahem, was thrown out of the window as soon as Umar reached 98. And Ayisha reached 103.. Need I say more?

Now that all my self respect is down the drain, I can now move on..

In other news, I got a new face. No no, not me.. The mobile! I was planning on buying a new phone altogether, but then I saw the prices, and opened up my purse. After the flies flew out and rotten bits of chewingum fell from it, I knew it would be a long wait till I buy myself a new phone. Gasp. This is probably the longest I've ever gone without buying a new phone. I've had the Nokia 6230 for over 8 months now. That's a personal record. Which I don't particularly like. Hmph. But yes, it is now silver and looks brand new. I've fallen in love with it, all over again..

I've realised that I'm a very boring person. I don't like change. I stay away from unfamiliar places, and don't want to visit such places. I don't like crowds. I don't particularly like fancy places either.. And well, to put it simply.. I like staying home, or someone elses house. But I prefer staying home! It's where the jammies are! It's where the BED IS! GASP!! =D I'm so sad! And so, incredibly boring. =) Yaay! I thought Anisa was bad.. But hey, I guess we're the same now. *High five.*

Anywho. I'm being forced to go out now. To someone's house I really don't want to go. I'm trying to fall down the stairs before we leave, so that I *accidently* twist my ankle or hand. I just need someone to push me down the stairs.. Wait a minute. This is an apartment. Damnit. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to fall on the floor, again.

Ta ra all!!

PS - Cookie, I miss you!! =''(

Random Something:

I want this car. Get it for me, and I will love you forever. However, if you don't get it for me, I don't want to know you.. Oh, and along with that, I want a laptop, a new phone and a bluetooth headset. Also, a little bungalow on the outskirts of Sydney. Thank you. Please contact - Mister Fog Heinz Misses Veanses, for more information.


A 911 Carrera. Except, I want one in Black. With Black leather interior. And please, don't forget the absolute *wicked* number plate - with my name on it - 5AN4A. So wicked man. *Laughs hysterically.* I'm going now, before the East London Bois get me. Tsk =D