I came home, all smiley-wiley and just ran around the garden with Cookie dearest for a while.. And then I got all hungry.. Yes, Me, I got hungry. GASP. So I ate, and left off again, to do some last bits of shopping.
One thing that really, REALLY irritates me is, when I use these horrid, smelly, germ-ified buses, I always get so frustrated, and usually end up with a migraine, filled with swear words, for the people. I mean, half of them, aren't even considerate enough to get up, and put their smelly armpits somewhere else, and NOT over my head. It's just gross. I come out, smelling like an indian pickle jar, filled with onions and Fenugreek leaves. It's just horrid. The worst bit is, when you sit next to someone who is telling her boyfriend off, for telling some girl, that his girlfriend is actually quite bossy. For one WHOLE hour, you sit there, listening to the girl, go on and on.. And on about how she didn't expect this from the bloke, and how she was going to, in return and revenge, tell his best mate, what a right slob he is. Gasp. What a comeback. But nevertheless, this lady went on and on, telling this guy, what a playa he was, and how, whenever she told him, she loved him, she felt nothing. Gasp. Oh, and then she repeated herself a few hundred times. So basically, after the one hour of pure torture, I knew of her life story, his lifestory, and her best mates lifestory, and I'm sure half of the other passengers also found out, what a SLOB he really is. Tsk Tsk.
When I was leaving college yesterday, I saw a bunch of guys standing near the bus-stop, and each and every one of them, had their phones on loudspeaker, stuck to their ears, whilst they did their hand thang and you know, rapped on and on, about sheer Non-Sense. Apparently they can relate to the artist, because once upon a time, they saw someone get shot, and life has never been the same again. Which by the way, they saw in a movie. 'Nuff said. Tsk.
I found something that I never thought I'd find again. Yes, that's right. BAGS OF SHOELACES!! OH MY GOD!!! I thought they were extinct, until I walked into Woolworths, and saw them, in a beautiful display. I brought three packs. And ate one, in less than 2 hours. Those yummy strawberry flavoured, shoelaces. Sigh. I ate so many of them, that today I think I have worms in my tummy. They are irresistable though.. I had so much sugar in my body yesterday, and topped off with my first college year, ending, I was on a right High! I started running into the garden for no apparent reason, and catching Cookie, then suddenly running after him again.. And it went on. I cracked really sad jokes, but hey, not as sa - I MEAN ERR.. BRILLIANT - as my mum's. Here is what she said.
Me: I'm eating shoelaces, I think I'm going to finish them off..!!
Mum: If you finish them off, what will happen to your shoes?? hahahah!!
Me: *Hides face under the sofa*
Shafina: Erm, so Faisal, how was work.
.. Yes people, mother dearest cracks very corny jokes. She then starts laughing, and goes red in the face, from laughing too much. Till date, I only know one person who actually laughs at her jokes. Yes, Puj. *Shakes Head*
But to be honest, this was one of her least corny jokes. Yes, It gets cornier. I assure you.
Since it was such a beautiful and sunny day yesterday, we decided to eat dinner in our garden. It was really relaxing, and previously, I had been sleeping on the long chair outside. It was so lovely. Cookie loved it as well, he kept purring, and then suddenly hopping around, like a little Wabbit, trying to show us around HIS garden.
Cookie: *Hops towards the fountain* Miaw Miaw!! MEAWWWW!!!
Translated - This is where I found a Frog. We played for hours, he became my best friend!!
Me: Awwe! *Thinks to self - Erm, if I remember clearly, you did pin the frog down, and well.. almost dissected it.. Hmm. Friendship it is!!*
Cookie: *Hops towards the bushes*.. Miaw, Miaw.. Maow, Maow.. Miaw.
Translated: I sleep here most of the day!! Can you see, can you see my little spot!! This is where I met Tiger. We used to play a lot, but now she doesn't like me..
Me: I'm sowwie Cookie. Here, let me give you a hug.. *Thinks to self - Tiger doesn't play with you, because Tiger thinks you smell her bum too much. Tsk*
So yes.. that was our, heart-warming conversation. Bless.
In other news..
- I was really excited, whilst I packed my suitcase yesterday.. I even told Faisal Bhai that me and my mum were, "suitcasing my pack!" *Cheesy grin*. I was high.
- I got my travel sickness tablets. Damn, almost 7 hours in the plane. A stop over for one hour, and then another hour to Dubai. I mean obviously, It's worth it. But I hope I have enough pills. I'm a wreck on flights. And the worst person you will EVER travel with. I vomit, cry, vomit some more, sleep, get horrible migraines, and don't eat 24 hours before I fly.
- ..Hahaha, "fly". I have a Vroomstick. Get lost, fogging sit.
- Fog. Tsk tsk. Comes out whenever he pleases. Sit fog! Sit!! Good boy.
- Cookie was stung by a big huge, fat bumble bee today. Right on his gorgeous lips. He, apparently screamed, bloody loud. Gasp. Why would the Bumble bee want to get my poor little bear cub?? Whatever has he done? =( I told you bee's were mean. They just want to sting you, and hurt you, and make you cry, and make you run around like a little girl. Hmph.
I shall go now, and have a shower. *Smells feet.* Yeah, I think I need one. Tsk.
Ta ra!!
Random Something:
Summer is officially here now! Yaay!! Watch out for these bloody Mossies. Grr. I've already got 6 bites. Those, so and so's. I mean, they die after they drink blood anyway. Why do it in the first place?? Tsk. Just look at them. They look so.. Intimidating. *shivers*
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