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Indian and Paki ads are probably the most irritatingly horrible advertisments, EVER. For example:

Pride Oil - A two minute long advertise, (on TV) with women in sari's and gold on, and with Men in Sharwani's. A long song plays, whilst they mimic the show, Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi. The whole add is based around Cooking Oil (which so lowers cholestrol by the way, I'm so totally getting it now!) yet somehow, they get side-tracked for at least 1.99 minutes. They dance and sing, look in the mirror, hug their husbands, and get their blessing from Ma-jee.

Rozanna Basmati Rice - A man comes home with fake roses for his wife, and gives it to her. She in turn smells them (oh, and they blatently look fake!) and says, "Isme se toh kushboo nahi atti! (There's no smell coming from these)", and the man says, "Darling, kushboo, Rozanna basmati rice mai se nahin ati, kya woh bhi artificial hain?".. And then they both start laughing. Tsk.

MDH Masala's - "..Pav bhaji ya chunky chat masala!! Asli Masale such such! M-D-H! M-D-H" .. Need I say anymore?

(some odd) Buscuits - A girl and a guy sit together, they're rishta is being settled, until they are left alone with all these indian buscuits. With each bite of the buscuit, they say something to eachother.. And it goes like this:

Guy: Dil Chahta Hai
Girl: Kabhi Kabhi
Guy: Mujse Shaadi Karogi
Girl: (Blushes) Socha Na Tha

.. For those of you who haven't clocked on to, this wonderful and brilliant ad.. Those are names of Bolly flicks! Sigh.

And no, these ads don't end here. The so-called, "teasers" for indian drama's are worse. Yes, Worse!

Kasauti Zindagi Ki - *Dramatic Indian Music*.. "Prerna ke ghar, aur ek zazish! Ek aur kasuati, ab kya hoga! Kasauti Zindagi ki! Dekhye, har shukravar raat, aat baje!"

.. I really need to stop watching Indian TV. *Hides face*.