Dubai, Part Three!

Mother dearest is here! Yes, she made it here. She did have an escapade, obviously. But come on, how can you not expect mother to do something like, leave her phone in the middle of Heathrow airport, and make my whole family panic. And by, "whole family", I mean, from south and east london. Ahem, yes.

Now that her phone is lingering somewhere in the UK, we are now at peace. Sigh. Mother, *Shakes head.*

Moving on..

- FeevesFelix is running around. Vastard. Sit. Ha ha. Is idiot Feeveses, is stufid foggin sit. FEEVESES Stof it *looks around frantically* is you fleas no flying. Feevses! Stof!! Is no you want to flay with fluffy.

- Dubai is becoming hotter by the day. Humid, icky and very very stinky, doesn't even begin to cover how I feel as soon as I walk out of the building. It is horrid. Sandy and makes you feel gritty all over. Which is why, nose strips and hand cleansing gel are useful over here. I mean, like my nails get so dirty and dusty and then like my personal nail person totally told me, that I needed a back massage because I was like so stressed out because of the whole sand storm.*Hits self repeatedly.*

- I have just lost every ounce of my self respect. Gasp.

- I brought more perfumes today. Yaay. I erm.. Should open a shop. Honestly, I've become such a lady.

- I plan to go Sky Diving soon. Ha ha ha! Sure. Wait no, strike that. I plan to go, on the massive (made for babies) ferris wheel. Ahem. =)

- I'm going to go and buy a new mobile phone by the end of this week. That is a promise, I say. We all know that I always get my way, and well, I just need to find the right phone. =D Oh please, you know you want to tell me off, but as soon as I show it to you, you will want it too. =P

- Anywho, it is time I get up, and shower and get the chocolate stains off my mouth. *Looks guilty*. I've had three bars of chocolates, a huge glass of triple scooped chocolate ice cream with hot chewy fudge sauce all over it, more chocolates, and 3 bars of melted galaxy chocolate bars. Ahem. It's safe to say that I'm really really, NOT addicted to chocolates anymore. Whatever happened to my little diet plan.. Hmm.

Ze Blabber says Farewell and wishes you all.. You know, stuff.

Good night, and Good bye.

*Curtains Close*