Sunday, August 06, 2006

The Dream

As you all know, I'm crazy about baby food. I eat Bobblehead's food almost, everyday. Call me Mister Greedy, but have you tasted what babies these days, get to eat. GASP. It's way better than what we eat.. It's absolutely deliciously, scrumptious. And due to this, mad fascination that we seem to have (by we, I mean, Ayisha and Me) with baby food, we have decided the following, as our lifelong dream:

- By the time we both finish Uni, we are to live together in Italy. Why, you may ask. Because she thinks there is a Milupa factory there. Ahem. But Google, told me otherwise. Milupa is actually a German company. And sadly enough, they do not sell Milupa products here, anymore. =( Let me tell you all a little about the ever-so-yummy-that-we-finished-my-baby-nephew's-biscuits-secretly, MILUPA. *Whistles innocently*

Milupa. What can I say about it. It has brought absolute delight to my life. The ever so soft baby food that they produce, has been there for me, for years. I remember, once, a long long time ago (approximately 2 weeks ago), when I stepped into the supermarket, and brought myself a Milupa Rice Dessert pack. How I consumed it. I can still feel the warm, slightly lumpiness of the white textured goodness. Each spoonfull tasted like little drops of heaven. It was gorgeous. As the last bite touched my moist lips, a little tear fell down. I finished the first bowl of the day. I had to wait another twenty-four, long and depressing hours, to have the second bowl. How could I wait? I didn't. I had no will-power. When everyone was asleep, (especially the baby. *Shakes head, guiltily*) I silently creeped into the kitchen, and opened the cupboard, making sure I didn't make a noise. The lights were still switched off, but I knew exactly where the box was. I could sense it. It was calling for me. And I, desperately searched for it. I finally reached for a box, but it was too dark to read the title. I tasted a bit, and it was not the Rice Dessert. It was infact, Cheese with Cauliflower. I spitted it out immediately. I felt hurt all over. Could this be true? Could my cousin, have hidden it? I couldn't bear the thought of that happening to me. I went back to the cupboard, and eagerly started searching yet again. Ah! I finally found the box. I hugged it tightly for a few seconds. I couldn't believe my eyes. My heart started beating faster, whilst I opened it slightly. I could smell the powder. I felt alive, once again. I could hear the powder, fall into the bowl, softly. My eyes sparkled, even in the dark. I added water, and microwaved it. It was probably the longest wait, I've ever had. As soon as the microwave beeped, I took it out. I smelt it, and smiled. I took a bite.. And let it melt in my mouth, down my throat.. And finally, I felt it settle in my stomach. My heart calmed down. The next two hours were a blur.. But I distinctively remember, licking the bowl clean. And the spoon.

Ahem. Yes. I love baby food. Tsk. Oh please, don't look at me all accusingly. I don't feel guilty!! Do you understand? I DON'T FEEL GUILTY DAMNIT!!

Moving on to the actual purpose of this entry. Ah yes! The Dream.

Ayisha and I have big plans of owning our own apartment, in Italy. I don't think she knows yet, that the Milupa factory is actually in, Germany. =D But yes, we shall have shares in the factory, and with time, we'd take over it. We'd be millionaires within days, because we'd make the greatest ingredients come to life, with our talents (or the lack of). Compaines across the world, would want our Baby Food Products, but we'd ask for twice the money, for a box. And all the babies of the world, would be chubby and have Milupa Baby Food, all over themselves. Awwe! =D As time would pass on, Milupa would start to make Kitten Food as well. With this new venture, we'd open a few factories across the world, and make sure all stray cats would be taken care of. They'd all be employed immediately, because we'd need Tasters. We'd pay them, in Kitten and Cat Food, and keep them cozy in their own little beds. Each cat would have his/her own room, with a garden, and their own, customised toys as well.

.. Ahem. Now, for the original version. We'd first get jobs in the factory. A few days later, they'd be out of baby food and they would have to close down their factories. Ayisha and I, will be fired, as we'd happily (with food stains on our clothes, and dried up food on our mouth and hair) admit to the crime. We'd be sent away, but with us, we'd have the secret recipe, of the famous.. Biscuits and Rice Dessert.

=D

Call me insane. But, have you even tasted it? =|

I'm going now.. To erm.. Erm.. Taste the new baby food in the house. It's Bobblehead's snack time, and I need to be the one to taste his food. What if, there's too much salt or sugar in it. I have to be the one to.. er.. SAVE HIM!! That's it! SAVE HIM!! =O

He He He.

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