Sleeplessness

Lately I've not been really getting much sleep. But hey, I guess it's just not me.. But all us who are suffering the reality of giving our AS exams in less than 4 weeks. *Screams, and pulls hair*.

I spent approximately 6 hours today in college (excluding lecture hours), doing my coursework. Since december, I've shown my tutor four drafts. Today, I finally finished it.. At least I thought so until I showed it to her. She told me it was brilliant, but wanted me to elaborate on two points.. I've gone about 500 words above my maximum word limit. Ahem. 1,500 is the limit. And I've done a massive 2,000 words coursework. I just couldn't help myself..

After my horridly long day at college, I came home only to find that I wasn't getting any sleep. From 6pm till about a few minutes ago, all I've been doing is chewing on my fingers, and making my heart beat faster than normal.At least I rested for that long..But Yes, I think it's safe to say, I have officially lost it.. I guess my brain is coming to terms with the fact that I actually have to submit this darned piece of work tomorrow.. That I have been working on since Last December. It's been about, 5 months!! At least I got over the fact that the characters are in fact, fictional.. And not a part of my daily life. Sigh. I had fun talking to all of them for the time I knew them. Oh well, Good bye, my fellow Shakespearen characters. You were much fun, tiring, exhausting, nail-biting, hair pullingly amusing to work over. And I cannot wait till I come home tomorrow and say.. - I'M FINALLY FREEEE!!!! Wait.. Wait. Before I get so excited, my next countdown begins.. Which is, 26 days till my exams begin. *shudder*.. Oh, there goes my excitement. Out of the window. Tsk Tsk.

-I have deleted what I wrote here, since I felt guilty a few hours later. Ahem. No further comments.*Whistles oh so innocently*-

I forgot to write the other day, that the biggest, most fattest, most hairiest bumble bee came into my room. It was a sunny day. I was watching One Tree Hill. It was exciting. Lucas had just punched Felix.. At the club opening aswell =O - what was my original message? *scratches head* - Ah yes, mister bumble bee! Well.. I started hearing this buzzing sound. I looked frantically.. Under my bed (?), under my feet.. On my head, In my clothes.. everywhere. Until I looked over, and saw mister bumble bee. I screamed like a 4 year old. Mum told me to be a strong girl*GRR*, and take a broom and make it fly out of the window. So there I was, all chuffed with the big broom (mind you, knocking over half my house in the process) in my hand. Ready to chase away the bee. I came closer. The broom got stuck on the curtain. The bee buzzed louder than ever. I cried for mercy. I screamed, "MUMMY!!!!!", and there she came, my saviour.. It was like she was an expert. She ordered me to get the hoover. I fell down the stairs, because I was scared of the bee. I took the hoover upstairs, plugged it in.. Since I was still shocked, *ahem* the hoover sucked in half my jammies. *Shakes head* I then chucked it into my room, and shut the door tight, as I went to the loo.. Oh come on, I was really frightened! I ran downstairs.. And all I could hear was the noises the hoover made. Those were the longest 4 minutes of my life.. I heard the door open, my mum said mister bee was dead. I cried. Out of happiness. And I felt bad. I killed my second bug this week..

Anyhow.. Now that, all the emotional stuff has been said and done..here goes this weeks....

Random Somethings - yaaay!

All you guys out there, here are some pick up lines. Lame ones. But they got me laughing..

1 - Are you accepting applications to your fan club?

2 - I'd marry your cat just to get into the family

3 - Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

4 - So, you're a girl huh? (..and to think, this actually worked with somone. Lmao.)

5 - If you were a booger, I'd pick you first

6 - Hey baby! Drop that zero, and get with the hero.. In other words.. Come with me.. *cheesy wink*

7 - Is there an airport near by, or did my heart just take off?

8 - *Put hand forward* The name is Bond. James Bond - (to think, it worked 40 times.)

9 - Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mum and tell her I met the girl of my dreams

10 - Hello! I'm a thief. I'm here to steal your heart!

Okay, these are particularly sad. But admit it.. You did laugh!

Ps - The bumble bee is still stuck in my hoover.