I went out today and finally brought myself the official england socks. Yes, I maybe sad.. But at least I have them.. I brought three pairs.. Ahem. From the mens section.. OH come on!! The ladies section had such farty old prints.. Even the england socks, were LILAC.. okay.. LILAC. I wanted the original ones with the original colours.. =P
As you can see.. Ahem, They are a bit too big for me. *whistles innocently*.. Right were the black line is (drawn by myself, on microsoft paint, thank you very much) where my foot ends.
Anyhow..! Moving on.. I thought i'd make a home-facial mask thingy.. Because lately.. My face seems rather dry.. So, I thought I'd be all *expertified* (yes It's a word.. Look it up in the Dictiontaurus.) and do the following:
1 - Add 3 - 4 massive spoons of yellow flour.
2 - Add one big spoon of Turmeric powder (More powder equals lesser marks, and a cleaner face. OR So I thought..)
3 - Add yoghurt.
4 - Whoops, there is no yoghurt.
5 - Add whole milk. Until you feel its soggy enough.
6 - Mix it. DON'T.. I repeat.. DON'T smell it.
7 - See it bubble by itself, and then explode into little dry flour thingies.
8 - Put it on your face.. Not for an hour. Unlike me.
9 - Wash it off. If it doesn't come off.. Rub lemon on it. It will burn.. I won't lie.
10 - Wash it off with hot water
11 - You're face won't look any better.
12 - However, It will be more red.. And sudden rashes will appear.
So, what have you learnt from this?? Apart from the fact that you should never listen to me.. And never try this.. Also, never show your mum. She will laugh. Don't try to justify yourself. She will make you feel stupid. Ahem.. So anyways, Later, I found that I couldn't open my eyes, cause I had bits of flour stuck in them. So i itched them till my eyeballs almost fell out.. Only to do something even stupider later.. I was washing my hair, and CLEARLY had shampoo ON MY HANDS! I cleverly rubbed my eyes, because they were still itching.. Obviously, I was almost blinded after that.. And now I have one big red swallon eye..
Lesson number 2 - Never, Ever.. Put more turmeric powder. Why, you must be wondering.. Well apparently you come out looking very yellow.. And very very sad.
So I finally got my webcam today! Yaaay.. How exciting..! I remember last time we got a webcam, Anisa dearest lost the cd to it.. I still have it.. But it's useless, since somebody, thought we'd never need the CD again. *Claps*. However, this one is pretty wicked! Thanks to Nabeel dearest, I tried it on him.. and he saw Cookie! =) So when we first got our webcam, a few years back.. Anisa and I, were very fascinated. We took pictures of ourselves.. Rather, Fog. And were very amazed at what this little thing could do. Now, that I have realised, which century I live in.. It's not such a big deal after all.. It's considered rather sad if you don't have one.. Apparently. Who knew?
I have been working on my coursework for the past 3 weeks. Let us see how far I've gotten.. (yes gotten is a word as well.) Well.. Considering I have to submit it in exactly one week.. I'd say I'm prettyyyy far behind. Wait. Before you all start blaming me.. It is not my fault, I'm so bad at it. Let me explain.. Well you see.. When I don't like something, I simply put it away, and forget about it =)
Considering this piece of 2000+ words coursework essay counts for a lot of my final grade, I believe I should start taking it seriously. *Puts on a serious face*..
With that, I'm actually going to go, and sit down, and write about why disguise and deception.. Ahem. I forgot the question. I think that tells me something.
I shall go now!
Ta ra all..!
Random Something:
(Some very very lame jokes.. Sometimes the saddest things cheer you up though.!)
- Why was the tomato blushing??
Because He saw the salad dressing.
- Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says, "God, It's hot in here!"
The other sausage says, "OH MY GOD!! IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"
- What is the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says.."
- Two blondes were walking in the woods. One said, " Oh look!! Deer Tracks!!". The other one argued, " No silly! Those are wolf tracks!" They both fought over it. Two hours later, they were both killed by a train
AND THE SADDEST OF THEM ALL IS...
- What did the dog say to the tree?
Bark
Who.. In heavens name puts these up. And why do people like me find them.. *Shakes head..*
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