NO INTERNET! GASP!

So life has come to a terrible standstill. My pride, joy and life has been taken away from me.. Yes, that's right, the INTERNET! *Cries hysterically*

It's quite sad really, cause at the end of this week when I'll *hopefully* have it back, no one would have even noticed I was gone anyways. Gasp. That is really sad. I think I'm going to be depressed about that rather than the net going.

Ah well, just shows what a boring sod I really am. Tsk Tsk

Now that I'm sitting in a rather questionable internet cafe, I realise that there is someone's chewingum that seems to have gone black, stuck to my coat. Ahem. That wouldn't of happened at home =( sniff.

Anyhow. I'm going to go now and you know, study. Gasp. See you all in a week. Don't cry, please don't cry. I'll be back before you can say.. erm.. "snap".
Don't ask. Tsk.

*cries hysterically* whilse a loud round of applause is heard. She takes a bow, and as a tear falls, her hands begin to wave her beloved audience, slowly. She continues this, whilst the curtains drop. Slowly, the light dims, and the only thing that is heard, are sniffles and deep breaths. She speaks from behind the curtains.. "This is for you, you've been so good to me. I love you, so much. *cries* and remember, I'll be back.. very soon. Just don't lose hope"

Ahem.. I'm REALLY SAD!